Shhh... Bitch Please - Funny Women's T-Shirt | Sarcastic Graphic Tee
Add a splash of attitude to your wardrobe with this playful tee, perfect for the bold, confident woman who keeps it real. The cheeky message paired with a vibrant lip graphic delivers the sass, so you don’t have to.
Whether you're out with friends or enjoying a chill day, this tee keeps you comfy, stylish, and always just a little bit savage.
Get yours now—because sometimes, a look (and this tee) says it all. 💋🔥

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Estimated delivery: Feb 16 - Feb 20
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Free return within 30 days of purchase.
Why You’ll Love It
Shhh... Bitch Please - Women's Sarcastic Graphic T-Shirt
Add a dash of attitude to your wardrobe with our "Shhh... Bitch Please" women’s graphic tee. Perfect for the bold and confident woman, this shirt combines a playful design with a cheeky message, making it a great choice for those who like to keep things real. The colorful lip graphic adds a fun pop of color, while the sarcastic text says what you’re really thinking. Whether you're heading out with friends or just enjoying a laid-back day, this tee will keep you comfortable and stylish.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Cheeky and Fun: This t-shirt features a colorful lip graphic paired with a sassy message, perfect for women who enjoy a bit of playful sarcasm.
- Flattering Fit: Designed with a women’s cut, this tee offers a flattering silhouette that combines style with comfort. Available in White, Light Blue, Navy, Purple, and Black.
- Everyday Comfort: Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, this shirt is ideal for everyday wear, whether you’re running errands or relaxing at home.
- Perfect for Gifting: This tee makes a thoughtful gift for the woman in your life who loves a bit of humor and sass in her clothing.
More Details
This women's softstyle tee is crafted from 100% ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors), featuring a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² or 153 g/m²) that ensures a comfortable fit. The semi-fitted design, combined with a tear-away label, provides a smooth, itch-free wearing experience. The shirt’s classic cut and ribbed collar make it a versatile choice for various occasions, from casual to semi-formal.
Made with ethically grown and harvested US cotton, this tee reflects a commitment to sustainable production. Gildan, a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, guarantees ethical manufacturing practices. The shirt is also Oeko-Tex certified, ensuring it meets high standards for safety and quality.
Fabric Blends:
- Solid Colors: 100% cotton
- Heather Colors: 65% cotton, 35% polyester
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
About:
This soft-style tee offers a fresh take on casual comfort. Made from soft materials, it features a solid color option with 100% cotton, while heather colors and sport grey include polyester. The shoulders are reinforced with twill tape for durability, and the collar is ribbed to prevent curling.
Key Features:
- Ribbed Knit Collar: The ribbed knit collar is highly elastic, helping it retain its shape.
- Shoulder Tape: Twill tape covers the shoulder seams, stabilizing the back of the garment and preventing stretching.
- Double Needle Stitching: The sleeve and bottom hem are sewn with a wide double topstitch, enhancing durability.
- Side Seams: Positioned along the sides, these seams provide structural support and help the shirt retain its shape.
Care Instructions:
- Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Bleach: Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble Dry: Medium heat
- Iron: Do not iron
- Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean
Delivery & Easy Returns
Shipping
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Returns
We’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or change-of-mind selections. We appreciate your understanding as we aim to bring you unique, custom-made products.
However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free replacement or a refund if you contact us within 7 days of product delivery.
We have a 7-day return policy, which means you have 7 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To start a return, you can contact us at info@fastandhysterious.us.
If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
You can always contact us for any return questions at info@fastandhysterious.us.
Damages and Issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged, or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at info@fastandhysterious.us.