Old But Not Gold - Funny Sarcastic Hoodie for Men & Women
Celebrate the lovable grumps in your life with this sarcastic hoodie, perfect for anyone embracing age with a side of humor. Whether it’s your dad, husband, or a close friend, this hoodie offers both comfort and attitude. Crafted from premium fabric, it delivers a cozy fit with bold text that says it all: old, but not exactly golden.
Snag yours now—because aging with sarcasm is the best way to go. 🛍️✨

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Estimated delivery: Feb 16 - Feb 20
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Free return within 30 days of purchase.
Why You’ll Love It
Celebrate the grumpy yet lovable old folks in your life with this “Old But Not Gold” hoodie—a perfect blend of sarcasm and comfort. Whether it's your dad, husband, or a close friend who’s embraced their age with a side of grumpiness, this hoodie is an ideal gift that brings humor to the forefront. Designed for both men and women, this hoodie is crafted from premium fabric that ensures a soft, cozy fit.
The bold, straightforward text makes a clear statement, letting everyone know that while the wearer might be old, they’re not exactly golden. Perfect for casual days out or cozy nights in, this hoodie is versatile enough to be a staple in any wardrobe. Available in a range of classic colors, it’s the go-to piece for anyone who enjoys a little bit of sarcastic humor.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Sarcastic and Funny: The ideal design for those who proudly own their age and attitude.
- Comfortable and Warm: Made from soft, durable fabric that keeps you cozy without sacrificing style.
- Perfect Gift: Great for dads, husbands, or friends who appreciate humor and a comfortable fit.
- Bold Statement: The clear, bold text ensures the message is seen and understood by all.
More Details
This hoodie is crafted from a medium-heavy fabric blend (8.0 oz/yd² or 271 g/m²) composed of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, providing the cozy warmth you need. Its classic fit, combined with a spacious pouch pocket and tear-away label, ensures a comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience. The color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood add both style and durability, completing the look.
Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton, Gildan is dedicated to ethical and sustainable production practices. As a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, Gildan guarantees that its products are made with environmental responsibility. The dyes used are OEKO-TEX certified, ensuring they have a low environmental impact.
Fabric Blends:
- Heather Sport Colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton
About:
This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt offers ultimate relaxation. The thick blend of cotton and polyester feels plush, soft, and warm—perfect for cold days. The spacious kangaroo pocket adds practicality, while the drawstring hood matches the base color for a stylish touch.
Key Features:
- Spacious Pockets: The kangaroo pouch pocket keeps your hands warm and adds convenience.
- Drawstring Hood: The adjustable hood features a color-matched drawcord for added style.
- Seamless Design: Knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, reducing fabric waste and enhancing the garment's appearance.
- Durable Fabric: Made from specially spun fibers, this 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend creates a strong, smooth fabric ideal for printing. The polyester fibers are resilient, resisting most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking.
Care Instructions:
- Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Bleach: Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble Dry: Medium heat
- Iron: Low heat (steam or dry)
- Do Not Dry Clean
Delivery & Easy Returns
Shipping
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Returns
We’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or change-of-mind selections. We appreciate your understanding as we aim to bring you unique, custom-made products.
However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free replacement or a refund if you contact us within 7 days of product delivery.
We have a 7-day return policy, which means you have 7 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To start a return, you can contact us at info@fastandhysterious.us.
If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
You can always contact us for any return questions at info@fastandhysterious.us.
Damages and Issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged, or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at info@fastandhysterious.us.