No Mood for Cheesy Pick Up Lines - Funny Sarcastic Women's Hoodie
When nonsense isn’t on the agenda, let your hoodie do the talking. This women’s hoodie blends comfort with attitude, featuring a bold red and white design that says it all—no cheesy pick-up lines allowed! Made from premium, soft fabric, it delivers warmth without compromising style.
Snag yours now—because your time is too valuable for bad lines. 🛍️💥
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Estimated delivery: Mar 16 - Mar 20
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Free return within 30 days of purchase.
Why You’ll Love It
When you're not in the mood for nonsense, let your hoodie do the talking! This “No Mood for Cheesy Pick Up Lines” hoodie is the perfect blend of comfort and attitude, making it a must-have for any sarcastic woman. Crafted from premium, soft fabric, this women's hoodie offers cozy warmth without sacrificing style. The bold red and white design ensures your message is loud and clear—no cheesy pick-up lines allowed!
Whether you're lounging at home or heading out, this funny women's hoodie is sure to turn heads. It’s more than just clothing; it’s a statement piece that speaks to your zero-tolerance policy for corny pick-up lines. With a roomy front pocket and a comfy hood, this sarcastic sweatshirt is as functional as it is fashionable.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Sassy and Stylish: The sarcastic design is perfect for women who enjoy sharp humor and setting clear boundaries.
- Comfortable Fit: The soft, durable fabric ensures warmth and coziness all day long.
- Versatile Wear: Ideal for casual outings, lazy days, or whenever you need to make your point without saying a word.
- Bold Design: The red and white lettering on a neutral background ensures your message won’t go unnoticed.
More Details
This hoodie is crafted from a medium-heavy fabric blend (8.0 oz/yd² or 271 g/m²) composed of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, providing the cozy warmth you need. Its classic fit, combined with a spacious pouch pocket and tear-away label, ensures a comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience. The color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood add both style and durability, completing the look.
Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton, Gildan is dedicated to ethical and sustainable production practices. As a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, Gildan guarantees that its products are made with environmental responsibility. The dyes used are OEKO-TEX certified, ensuring they have a low environmental impact.
Fabric Blends:
- Heather Sport Colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton
About:
This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt offers ultimate relaxation. The thick blend of cotton and polyester feels plush, soft, and warm—perfect for cold days. The spacious kangaroo pocket adds practicality, while the drawstring hood matches the base color for a stylish touch.
Key Features:
- Spacious Pockets: The kangaroo pouch pocket keeps your hands warm and adds convenience.
- Drawstring Hood: The adjustable hood features a color-matched drawcord for added style.
- Seamless Design: Knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, reducing fabric waste and enhancing the garment's appearance.
- Durable Fabric: Made from specially spun fibers, this 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend creates a strong, smooth fabric ideal for printing. The polyester fibers are resilient, resisting most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking.
Care Instructions:
- Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Bleach: Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble Dry: Medium heat
- Iron: Low heat (steam or dry)
- Do Not Dry Clean
Delivery & Easy Returns
Shipping
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Returns
We’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or change-of-mind selections. We appreciate your understanding as we aim to bring you unique, custom-made products.
However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free replacement or a refund if you contact us within 7 days of product delivery.
We have a 7-day return policy, which means you have 7 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To start a return, you can contact us at info@fastandhysterious.us.
If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
You can always contact us for any return questions at info@fastandhysterious.us.
Damages and Issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged, or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at info@fastandhysterious.us.