Funny Sarcastic Tee - Old But Not Gold Shirt for Men & Women
For those embracing their age with a touch of sarcasm, this tee says it all. Whether it’s a nod to life’s wear and tear or just a funny way to acknowledge getting older, this unisex design makes a perfect gift. The bold text delivers the message loud and clear, while the comfortable fit makes it ideal for everyday wear.
Snag yours now—because getting older is inevitable, but going golden is optional. 🛍️✨
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Estimated delivery: Mar 17 - Mar 21
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Free return within 30 days of purchase.
Why You’ll Love It
For those who embrace their age with a touch of sarcasm, this "Old But Not Gold" graphic tee is the perfect expression. Whether it's a nod to the wear and tear of life or just a funny way to acknowledge getting older, this tee makes an ideal gift for anyone who’s not quite golden but is still living life with a grin. The bold text delivers the message clearly, while the comfortable fit ensures it’s a go-to choice for everyday wear. This unisex design is versatile enough to suit both men and women, making it a fun addition to any wardrobe.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Unisex Fit: Designed for both men and women, offering comfort with a touch of humor.
- Soft Fabric: Crafted from premium materials, ensuring you stay comfortable all day.
- Sarcastic Message: Perfect for those who enjoy poking fun at the realities of getting older.
- Available Colors: Choose from white, black, navy, or military green to match your style.
More Details
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this lightweight tee (4.2 oz/yd² or 142 g/m²) offers exceptional breathability and comfort, making it perfect for both active and leisure wear. Its retail fit is versatile enough for casual and semi-formal settings, while the classic crew neckline provides a clean, adaptable look that pairs well with any accessory.
Bella+Canvas ensures ethical and sustainable production practices, with all products manufactured in the US and abroad in facilities free from sweatshops. They are a member of the Fair Labor Association and hold Platinum WRAP certification. The tear-away label adds to the comfort by reducing skin irritation.
Fabric Composition:
- Ash and Heather Prism Colors: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather and Solid Blend Colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
This classic unisex jersey tee feels like an old favorite from day one. The soft cotton fabric and high-quality print make it a reliable choice. Features include ribbed knit collars for shape retention, tapered shoulders for a better fit over time, and dual side seams to maintain the garment's shape.
Key Features:
- Side Seams: Provide structural support and shape retention.
- Ribbed Knit Collar: Adds elasticity and helps the collar keep its shape.
- Shoulder Tape: Stabilizes the back and prevents stretching.
Care Instructions:
- Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Bleach: Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble Dry: Low heat
- Iron: Medium heat (steam or dry)
- Do Not Dry Clean
Delivery & Easy Returns
Shipping
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- Delivery Delays: Please note that potential delivery delays can be caused by unforeseen circumstances such as weather conditions or postal service interruptions.
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Returns
We’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or change-of-mind selections. We appreciate your understanding as we aim to bring you unique, custom-made products.
However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free replacement or a refund if you contact us within 7 days of product delivery.
We have a 7-day return policy, which means you have 7 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To start a return, you can contact us at info@fastandhysterious.us.
If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
You can always contact us for any return questions at info@fastandhysterious.us.
Damages and Issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged, or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at info@fastandhysterious.us.