Not a Morning Person Funny Sarcastic Tee for Men and Women
For those who believe alarms are merely suggestions. This tee lets you own your slow start and embrace the art of procrastination with style.
Whether it’s the morning, afternoon, or evening, this shirt speaks your truth: You’re not lazy—just saving your energy for the important stuff. 🛋️☕
Get yours now—before the day gets away from you... or not, no rush. 😎
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Estimated delivery: Mar 17 - Mar 21
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Free return within 30 days of purchase.
Why You’ll Love It
For all those who aren’t exactly early risers or afternoon achievers, this graphic tee speaks your truth loud and clear. Designed with the ultimate blend of sarcasm and humor, it’s perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you're struggling to get up in the morning or just can't seem to find your groove in the afternoon, this shirt has got you covered.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Relatable and Humorous Design: The tee features the witty phrase “I’m Not a Morning Person, Not an Afternoon One Either,” making it a fun choice for those who take pride in their daily struggle.
- Unisex Appeal: Suitable for both men and women, this shirt is available in a variety of colors including Black, Berry, Maroon, Navy, and White.
- Comfortable Fit: Made from soft, breathable fabric, this tee ensures all-day comfort, no matter how sluggish you feel.
- Perfect Gift for Sarcasm Lovers: This is an ideal gift for friends or family who enjoy a good dose of sarcasm in their wardrobe.
More Details
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this lightweight tee (4.2 oz/yd² or 142 g/m²) offers exceptional breathability and comfort, making it perfect for both active and leisure wear. Its retail fit is versatile enough for casual and semi-formal settings, while the classic crew neckline provides a clean, adaptable look that pairs well with any accessory.
Bella+Canvas ensures ethical and sustainable production practices, with all products manufactured in the US and abroad in facilities free from sweatshops. They are a member of the Fair Labor Association and hold Platinum WRAP certification. The tear-away label adds to the comfort by reducing skin irritation.
Fabric Composition:
- Ash and Heather Prism Colors: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather and Solid Blend Colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
This classic unisex jersey tee feels like an old favorite from day one. The soft cotton fabric and high-quality print make it a reliable choice. Features include ribbed knit collars for shape retention, tapered shoulders for a better fit over time, and dual side seams to maintain the garment's shape.
Key Features:
- Side Seams: Provide structural support and shape retention.
- Ribbed Knit Collar: Adds elasticity and helps the collar keep its shape.
- Shoulder Tape: Stabilizes the back and prevents stretching.
Care Instructions:
- Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Bleach: Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble Dry: Low heat
- Iron: Medium heat (steam or dry)
- Do Not Dry Clean
Delivery & Easy Returns
Shipping
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- Delivery Delays: Please note that potential delivery delays can be caused by unforeseen circumstances such as weather conditions or postal service interruptions.
Feel free to reach out to our customer support at info@fastandhysterious.us for any shipping-related inquiries.
Returns
We’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or change-of-mind selections. We appreciate your understanding as we aim to bring you unique, custom-made products.
However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free replacement or a refund if you contact us within 7 days of product delivery.
We have a 7-day return policy, which means you have 7 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To start a return, you can contact us at info@fastandhysterious.us.
If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
You can always contact us for any return questions at info@fastandhysterious.us.
Damages and Issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged, or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at info@fastandhysterious.us.