I Choose Violence - Funny Sarcastic Tank Top for Men & Women
Unleash your sarcastic side with this fun design, featuring a cute yet menacing rubber duck armed with a knife. Perfect for men and women who enjoy mixing humor with a touch of edge, this tank top guarantees to spark conversations. Whether you're at the gym, a hangout, or relaxing at home, it adds playful attitude to your look.
Snag yours now—because some days, cute just won’t cut it. 🪓😄
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Estimated delivery: Mar 15 - Mar 19
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Free return within 30 days of purchase.
Why You’ll Love It
Unleash your sarcastic side with this “I Choose Violence” tank top—a fun and quirky design perfect for men and women who enjoy a touch of dark humor. Featuring a cute yet menacing rubber duck armed with a knife and the bold statement "I Choose Violence," this tank top is ideal for those who love to mix humor with a bit of edge. It’s sure to be a conversation starter, whether you’re at the gym, a casual hangout, or just lounging at home.
Crafted from high-quality, breathable fabric, this tank top ensures a comfortable fit, making it ideal for warm weather or layering. Available in classic colors, it’s a must-have for anyone who enjoys sarcasm and playful designs.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Sarcastic and Quirky: A design that blends humor with a touch of darkness, perfect for those who appreciate sarcastic humor.
- Comfortable Fit: Made from soft, breathable fabric that keeps you cool and comfortable during any activity.
- Versatile Wear: Ideal for casual outings, gym sessions, or simply making a statement with your style.
- Eye-Catching Design: The playful yet bold graphic ensures you stand out, no matter where you are.
More Details
Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color), this tank top offers an ultra-lightweight fabric (3.8 oz/yd² or 110 g/m²) with a retail fit. A tear-away label ensures added comfort, and it runs true to size for a perfect fit.
This must-have tank top is designed for all-day comfort. With side seams providing structural support, it maintains its shape over time. The bindings are made from the same fabric as the rest of the tank, offering a smooth, cohesive finish. Depending on the color, the fabric may include cotton, polyester, or rayon.
Fabric Composition:
- Solid Colors: 100% cotton
- Heather Colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Athletic Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
- Triblend Colors: 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
About:
This essential unisex jersey tank top combines style and comfort, making it a favorite piece. The high-quality print ensures it remains a statement shirt for years to come. With side seams for added structure and self-fabric binding, it’s designed to last while looking great.
Key Features:
- Side Seams: These seams help the garment maintain its shape and provide structural support.
- Self-Fabric Binding: The bindings are made from the same material as the body, ensuring a smooth finish.
Care Instructions:
- Machine Wash: Warm (max 40°C or 105°F)
- Bleach: Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble Dry: Medium heat
- Iron: Medium heat (steam or dry)
- Do Not Dry Clean
Delivery & Easy Returns
Shipping
- Processing Time: Your order will be processed within 2-7 business days.
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- Delivery Delays: Please note that potential delivery delays can be caused by unforeseen circumstances such as weather conditions or postal service interruptions.
Feel free to reach out to our customer support at info@fastandhysterious.us for any shipping-related inquiries.
Returns
We’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or change-of-mind selections. We appreciate your understanding as we aim to bring you unique, custom-made products.
However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free replacement or a refund if you contact us within 7 days of product delivery.
We have a 7-day return policy, which means you have 7 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To start a return, you can contact us at info@fastandhysterious.us.
If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
You can always contact us for any return questions at info@fastandhysterious.us.
Damages and Issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged, or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at info@fastandhysterious.us.