Aggressively Helpful - Funny Sarcastic Sweatshirt for Men & Women
Embrace your assertive side with this witty sweatshirt, perfect for those who know the difference between bossy and helpful—just with a little extra force. Whether you’re at work or relaxing at home, it offers a comfortable fit that’s as bold as your personality.
Snag yours now—because getting things done requires a little aggression. 💼💥
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Estimated delivery: Mar 15 - Mar 19
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Free return within 30 days of purchase.
Why You’ll Love It
Embrace your assertive side with this "I Am Not Bossy, I’m Aggressively Helpful" sweatshirt, perfect for those who own their confidence and know how to get things done. This sarcastic sweatshirt is a must-have for anyone who’s ever been told they’re a bit bossy but knows they’re just being helpful—maybe a little aggressively so. Whether you’re at work or lounging at home, this sweatshirt offers a comfortable fit that’s as strong as your personality. Available in black, navy, sand, white, forest green, and graphite grey heather, it’s a versatile addition to any wardrobe.
Why You’ll Love It:
- For Men and Women: A unisex design that looks great on anyone who embraces their inner boss.
- Premium Quality: Crafted from soft, durable fabric that’s perfect for all-day wear.
- Bold Statement: The eye-catching graphic makes it clear that you’re not bossy—you’re just very helpful!
- Multiple Color Options: Choose from six different colors to match your style and attitude.
More Details
This cozy sweatshirt, made from a medium-heavy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² or 271.25 g/m²), is your perfect companion for cooler days. The classic fit and crew neckline provide a comfortable, clean-cut style, while double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs ensures lasting durability.
The sweatshirt features a gray, pearlized tear-away label to eliminate itchiness. Crafted from 100% ethically grown US cotton, Gildan is committed to sustainable practices as a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Additionally, the dyes used are OEKO-TEX certified, ensuring a low environmental impact.
Fabric Blends:
- Heather Sport Colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton
About:
This unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is designed for ultimate comfort, making it ideal for any occasion. The polyester-cotton blend enhances the vibrancy of designs, while the ribbed knit collar retains its shape even after multiple washes. Plus, the seamless construction means no itchy side seams, adding to its comfort.
Key Features:
- Seamless Design: Made from a single piece of tubular knit, reducing fabric waste and enhancing the garment’s appearance.
- Ribbed Knit Collar: Provides elasticity and helps the collar maintain its shape.
Care Instructions:
- Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Bleach: Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble Dry: Low heat
- Do Not Iron
- Do Not Dry Clean
Delivery & Easy Returns
Shipping
- Processing Time: Your order will be processed within 2-7 business days.
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- Delivery Delays: Please note that potential delivery delays can be caused by unforeseen circumstances such as weather conditions or postal service interruptions.
Feel free to reach out to our customer support at info@fastandhysterious.us for any shipping-related inquiries.
Returns
We’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or change-of-mind selections. We appreciate your understanding as we aim to bring you unique, custom-made products.
However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free replacement or a refund if you contact us within 7 days of product delivery.
We have a 7-day return policy, which means you have 7 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To start a return, you can contact us at info@fastandhysterious.us.
If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
You can always contact us for any return questions at info@fastandhysterious.us.
Damages and Issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged, or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at info@fastandhysterious.us.