Orgasm Donor - Funny Sarcastic Adult Humor Hoodie for Men
Turn heads and spark conversations with this daring hoodie, perfect for men who enjoy adult humor with a sarcastic twist. Featuring a heart and pulse line graphic alongside the cheeky text "Orgasm Donor" and the hashtag #sharingiscaring, this piece is not for the faint of heart. Whether you're out with friends or just making a statement, this hoodie ensures all eyes are on you.
Snag yours now—because humor is the gift that keeps on giving. 😉✨
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Estimated delivery: Mar 15 - Mar 19
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Free return within 30 days of purchase.
Why You’ll Love It
Turn heads and spark conversations with this “Orgasm Donor” hoodie—a bold and humorous statement piece designed for men who enjoy a bit of adult humor with a sarcastic twist. The playful design features a heart and pulse line graphic, accompanied by the cheeky text "Orgasm Donor" and the hashtag #sharingiscaring, making it clear that this hoodie isn’t for the faint of heart.
Crafted from premium, soft fabric, this hoodie offers both comfort and style, perfect for casual outings or relaxed days at home. The bold design ensures you stand out in any crowd, while the variety of available colors lets you choose the look that best suits your personality. Whether as a gift for a friend or a treat for yourself, this hoodie is sure to make an impression.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Bold and Cheeky: A daring design perfect for those who love adult humor and aren’t afraid to show it.
- Comfortable Fit: Made from high-quality, soft fabric that keeps you warm and comfortable all day long.
- Versatile Wear: Ideal for casual outings, lounging at home, or making a statement wherever you go.
- Eye-Catching Design: The playful heart and pulse line graphic paired with bold text ensures your humor doesn’t go unnoticed.
More Details
This hoodie is crafted from a medium-heavy fabric blend (8.0 oz/yd² or 271 g/m²) composed of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, providing the cozy warmth you need. Its classic fit, combined with a spacious pouch pocket and tear-away label, ensures a comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience. The color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood add both style and durability, completing the look.
Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton, Gildan is dedicated to ethical and sustainable production practices. As a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, Gildan guarantees that its products are made with environmental responsibility. The dyes used are OEKO-TEX certified, ensuring they have a low environmental impact.
Fabric Blends:
- Heather Sport Colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton
About:
This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt offers ultimate relaxation. The thick blend of cotton and polyester feels plush, soft, and warm—perfect for cold days. The spacious kangaroo pocket adds practicality, while the drawstring hood matches the base color for a stylish touch.
Key Features:
- Spacious Pockets: The kangaroo pouch pocket keeps your hands warm and adds convenience.
- Drawstring Hood: The adjustable hood features a color-matched drawcord for added style.
- Seamless Design: Knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, reducing fabric waste and enhancing the garment's appearance.
- Durable Fabric: Made from specially spun fibers, this 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend creates a strong, smooth fabric ideal for printing. The polyester fibers are resilient, resisting most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking.
Care Instructions:
- Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Bleach: Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble Dry: Medium heat
- Iron: Low heat (steam or dry)
- Do Not Dry Clean
Delivery & Easy Returns
Shipping
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Returns
We’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or change-of-mind selections. We appreciate your understanding as we aim to bring you unique, custom-made products.
However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free replacement or a refund if you contact us within 7 days of product delivery.
We have a 7-day return policy, which means you have 7 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To start a return, you can contact us at info@fastandhysterious.us.
If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
You can always contact us for any return questions at info@fastandhysterious.us.
Damages and Issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged, or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at info@fastandhysterious.us.